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Getting to Know You: Liz Parker

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Sent to the Roswell Slash Archive July 8, 2001

Title: Getting to Know You (Part Seven: Liz)



From: lizbot!@roswell.com
To: mullet_lad!@roswell.com, budda_boy_toy!@hotmale.com,
max_rex!@unewmexico.edu, jvnldlnqnt!@roswell.com, blondefever!@ucla.edu,
torchsinger2001!@roswell.com, lizard_king!@dawsonscreek.com
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
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Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!

NAME: Liz Ortecha Parker

SEX: Female

HOME: Roswell will always be my true home. But there comes a time when we all have to leave home.

HEIGHT: Five foot two.

(Edit from Max) Guess who watched a Mae West festival last week
Who is Mae West? (Looking up on the internet) OK, I get it now. :-)

EYES: A soulful brown.

HAIR: I'm a brunette.

(Max's reply on finding out that Maria had cut off Mike's mullet.)
Hip Hip Hooray! Michael looks so much better with short hair.

Michael, Hon, I'm glad that you have Maria taking care of your hair now.
Maybe you can let her buy some of your clothes as well? Just a hint. :)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I like Ally McBeal for fun. I like ER, I might be a doctor someday and I've heard that ER is realistic. When I have the time to watch TV, I like watching NOVA and the Discovery Channel.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A mouse, of course. (It's a picture of Mickey Mouse in a Lab Coat. It's so adorable.)

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: New Scientist.

FAVORITE SMELL: Kyle.
Ewww! Really? Kyle always smelt like B.O., stale beer and cheap aftershave.
My most favorite smell in the world has to be the woods after a rainfall.

(Edit from Max) OK, Kyle REALLY liked that answer. It's two hours later and
I should be able to finish this while he's still worn out.

Way too much information, Max.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I thought it would be losing Max's love forever. That was before Alex died. Knowing that Alex's soul was being eaten out of him by that BITCH Tess without any of us noticing that something was wrong with him had to have been the worst feeling in the world.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Dancing, with someone who loves me. I feel so
Pretty and so Special and so Alive.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: I, generally, have a lab on Saturday morning. Then, if all my schoolwork is caught up; Sean and I do something special like go out shopping in the market or go to a movie or go dancing.

(Comment from Max' last letter) Watch out, Liz! We'll get to bug you and Sean.
We would love to see the two of you. (I'm keeping my tight grip on a short leash. Two ex-boyfriends going gay are enough. LOL)

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: "Save the Last Dance." Or "Run, Lola, Run"

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Oh-mi-gawd! I'm late for class. Then I realized that it was Sunday and I could snuggle with Sean, a bit more.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Sometimes. Like when I was on that small plane. But I think that was due to the raw fish that they served.

(Answer from Isabel) Never.
(Answer from Michael) I don't get motion sickness either. How about you, Max?
(Answer from Max) Never. Maybe our sense of balance doesn't act the same as the humans? What does our resident xeno-biologist think?

Here's my theory: motion sickness is caused in Terrestrial Life by the brain interpreting conflicting signals from the motion detectors in the head and the kinaesthetic receptors in the body as being the result of food poisoning. Therefore, it gets rid of the stomach contents. Maybe, your homeworld, Antar, didn't have poisonous plants. Or maybe food poisoning doesn't affect your sense of balance.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Exciting! I love Roller Coasters.
Sean and I went to an amusement park and we went on each of the Rollar coasters, five or six times. I didn't get the least bit sick. Maybe I'm from Antar after all. ;-)

PEN OR PENCIL?: I'm with Michael. Use whatever is appropriate.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Give me a call and you'll find out ;-)
Unless I'm working I try to answer it right away.

FAVORITE FOODS: I prefer salads and things that are light. Remember, my folx own the Crashdown Cafe. I was raised on grease. >:-L

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? We love each other a lot. It was hard for them to say goodbye when I went to College. We talk on the phone a couple of times a week and I try to get home once a month.

(Max had said.) That makes as much sense as what Tess did!
Max, Tess was just a mega-bitch. She didn't need any motivation.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? I've never done anything wrong. (Sean, why are you laughing?)

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
(Max said) Neapolitan. It has chocolate, vanilla and STRAWBERRY! (By the way, my favorite color is plaid.)
*Rolls eyes* Isn't that just like Max, unable to make decisions.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? I like both.

(Max said)         Hey Michael, when you get to visit let's go get ourselves a couple of bacon cheeseburgers at the Crashdown while our significant humans graze on the lawn. ;-)

That's how you think of us, do you? :-0

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I love to drive.
(Edit from Kyle) I thought you weren't going to talk about our sex life?
Too much information, Kyle.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Not since I was a little girl.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I would love to have a Chihuahua. They are SO cute with their big eyes and big ears.
(Sean just said that I obviously still haven't gotten Max out of my system. I threw my Intro to Fortran book at him.)

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? (Max said) Maybe a wild stallion.
Snerk A wild Stallion???? You certainly don't have any issues with your masculinity, do you?
Sorry, but that's just too funny.
I can't think of another animal I would prefer to be.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? (Max said) I would like to talk with Alex, one more time, just to apologize for everything.

Oh Max, I'm sorry that I had blamed you. I'm sure that Alex never blamed you. I wish that you would stop blaming yourself.
As for me, I would like to have a long, hard, talk with a certain stranger who told me he was My future! I bet that was one of Tess's little tricks.

By the way, Aleister Crowley was a writer and satanist who was a friend of Yeats. He called himself the 'Wickedest Man in the World'. Kyle's cousin might be a pretentious jerk but he is well-read.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Red wine. Preferably Zinfadel.
(Kyle said) Don't you ever wonder what would have happened if you would have had the nerve to actually kiss me back then, or if I had had the nerve to kiss you?

I certainly wonder what the two of you were doing on my Blind Date when you were both saying that you were interested in me. I wish you would have done it then. We could have gone on with our lives much sooner.

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? I'm a Virgo

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? They're too hard and stringy. I prefer the other part.

GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER?

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?: Ewww! They sweat so much.
But it would be so romantic! :-)

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'm going to be a physician or a geneticist.
(Max said) I would like to be some kind of healer, maybe a doctor or a masseur.

Max, you need to improve your math marks a LOT to become a pre-med. Don't you think that you should get an idea on your limits, not to mention the consequences, when you heal people?
Let's talk about this, shall we?

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I had thought about becoming a blonde, but it tends to make women look hard and slutty.
(Well, Maria and Isabel have both decided to change their haircolor, haven't they) :)

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I'd like a heart on my arm.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I thought I was a few times but now I know I am. Sean is the perfect gentleman.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
I used to dream of Max and I getting married in Las Vegas. I would be wearing a long ,white dress with elbow length gloves and a white veil and he would be in a black tux with a cute little bowtie. He would pick me up and whirl me around when we stared into each other's eyes like we could see eternity in our love.
That's not going to happen. Things are changed forever.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Isabel wishes that I inform everyone that her roommate at College: listens to
Boybands, puts pictures of boybands up on the walls, uses 'Hello Kitty' and
Powderpuff Girl stickers on everything.
What's wrong with that? And it's "Powerpuff Girls"
I refuse to say what is up on my walls. (I think I'd like your roommate, Izzy.)

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half-empty

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? The Raspberry Lemonade.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right-handed

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Most people do.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I like to dig up things, so I guess I'd be something like a spade or a shovel.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Nothing. I keep my room tidy.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? Two

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? I don't have my own car. I ride a bicycle around the city and when I visit home, Sean gives me a ride or I take the bus.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? (Max said) A SUV. We had a lot of fun with the Jeep. Now everyone thinks that Tess died in it.
"Two Tragic Suicides in a Small Town. Was it a Love Pact?" Makes me sick.

It makes me sick too.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? I don't watch sports anymore.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
Max saved my life by putting his own at incredible risk. In a lot of ways I wasn't alive until he woke me up. Even though we've both moved on in our lives and loves, I will always love him.
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