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Getting to Know You: Max Evans

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Sent to the Roswell Slash Archive July 8, 2001

Title: Getting to Know You (Part Six: Max) Author: Aunty Mib Betas: Many thanks, a toisent dank tsu Pilar and Debbie for the wonderful work they have both done as betas. They have encouraged me to write this series, correction my many mistakes and come up with some of the best lines.



From: max_rex!@roswell.com
To: mullet_lad!@roswell.com, budda_boy_toy!@hotmale.com,
lizbot!@unewmexico.edu,
jvnldlnqnt!@roswell.com, blondefever!@ucla.edu,
torchsinger2001!@roswell.com, lizard_king!@dawsonscreek.com
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
>>
>> Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. >Copy (not forward) this
>> entire e-mail and paste it onto a new         >mail that you will send.
>> Change all the answers so they apply to >you. Then, send this to a
>> whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING >the person who sent it
>> to you. The theory is that you will get a >pile of get-to-know
>> e-mails!
>
>> You'll learn a lot of little known (and                >sometimes scary)
>> facts about
>> your friends! Remember to send yours back >to the person who sent it
>> to you! READY?
NAME: Max Evans

SEX: Male and with males

HOME: Earth now.

HEIGHT: Five foot, nine inches.
(Edit from Kyle) Let's forget about the five feet and work on the nine
inches.
(Edit from Max) Guess who watched a Mae West festival last week

EYES: Brown. I think that they are my best feature but other people seem to
prefer the ears.
(Edit from Kyle) Your eyes aren't chewy!
(Edit from Max) And if you don't get your tongue out of my ear I'll never get this
written.

HAIR: Black and messy.
> Everyone will be pleased to know that Maria bought
> a pair of clippers and cuts my hair for me now. The Mullet is dead!
Hip Hip Hooray! Michael looks so much better with short hair.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I like the History channel and some of the cheesy Sci-Fi shows like 'Third Rock from the Sun' and 'Deep Space Nine'.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I use the same computer as Kyle. He has something weird on it.
(Edit from Kyle) What are you calling weird, Starman?

> FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Popular Mechanics. (Next time I'll know how to fix >the f**king Jetta!)
Hope lives!
My favorites are Newsweek and People.

FAVORITE SMELL: Kyle.

(Edit from Max) OK, Kyle REALLY liked that answer. It's two hours later and
I should be able to finish this while he's still worn out.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having the responsibility of several worlds on my shoulders and knowing that I couldn't deal with it. The more scared I got, the more I hurt the people I cared about.
The moment that Tess confirmed that she was responsible for the death of Alex was the worst moment of my life.

> BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Spending quality time with my friends,
> and that's all of you. ('Cept for Drue, I've never met you guy but >drop
> that attitude.)
LOL. I've talked with Drue a bit over the Internet and over the phone. He is
so much like you Michael that it is unbelievable. Under the layer of bastard is
(Edit from Kyle) the true bastard
a person. We're going to go visit him in Boston.
(Edit from Kyle) Yes, we are going to visit him! I'll keep a tight grip on a short leash. No wonder Max got overthrown!

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: We usually play a couple games of basketball and hang out. Since we both have a couple of College Entrance requirements to finish we also study on the weekends. We're both planning on going to UNM next semester. Watch out, Liz! We'll get to bug you and Sean.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: 'Star Wars'

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
I woke up this morning when Kyle opened the shades to let in the 6:15 am sun
and pulled the covers off of me. Naturally, my first thought was, ?Must.
Kill. Kyle.?

> DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Never.
> I don't get motion sickness either. How about you, Max?
Never. Maybe our sense of balance doesn't act the same as the humans? What does our resident xeno-biologist think?

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Exciting, I guess. shrug

> PEN OR PENCIL? :
> ? Whatever. What I use depends on what I'm doing. I have a set of >pencils for drawing.
I remember buying you that set when you and Maria left town. Any chance of
getting you to do a picture of Kyle and me?

> HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
> I live with MARIA! You think I get to answer the phone?
LOL! That explains why I always get Maria when I call.

FAVORITE FOODS:
Enchiladas with chocolate sauce. Honest, it's a real recipe. It's called Mole. [Mo-lay]

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I love my adoptive parents very much.
They took a bit of getting used to me coming out. I'm not impressed with King
and Queen Whatzit of Planet Clitoris. What were they thinking?

"I know. The population hates us and will kill us. Why don't we send some of our genetic material and engrams to a planet on the other side of the Universe, blend it with the local species, let them raise themselves in utter ignorance and them bring them back to rule. Just in case, let's make an extra set."

That makes as much sense as what Tess did!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Never even caught. Thanx Michael.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Neapolitan. It has chocolate, vanilla and STRAWBERRY! (By the way, my favorite color is plaid.)

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? I get to eat fake bacon bits. *sigh*
Hey Michael, when you get to visit let's go get ourselves a couple of bacon cheeseburgers while our significant humans graze on the lawn. ;-)

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I love to drive.
(Edit from Kyle) I thought you weren't going to talk about our sex life?
Hey, his ears are turning red. It's so sweet. I'm surprised he hasn't lost
consciousness with all the blood rushing out of his brain.
(Edit from Max) Excuse me, I have a human to hurt. Sigh He recovers fast, don't he.

>> DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Sure!
>>>> {Edit from Max Evans} I am not a stuffed         >animal?
>>>> {Edit from Kyle Valenti} Yes you are.                >You're my widdle-cuddly
>>>> Maxie
>>>> bear, you is.
Let's pretend that this never, ever happened.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Irish Wolfhound.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Maybe a wild stallion.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? I would like to talk with Alex, one more time, just to apologize for everything.

>> FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Humph! Doesnt surprise me that Izzy would
>> >>drink
>> something with 'Virgin' in the name. :-)
> HA! Thank heavens, 'Maxie-Bears' reaction to alcohol is specific
> to him. Or it could be that I'm not in any closet, huh?
That happened once! It was my first time, I hadn't had anything to eat and I
was anxious as hell.
(Edit from Kyle) Hey Evans, you sound like you're talking about something else.
Don't you ever wonder what would have happened if you would have had the nerve to actually kiss me back then, or if I had had the nerve to kiss you?

> WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? What Isabel said.
Ditto

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Why not?

>>> GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR >BACK, WOULD >YOU GIVE
>>> IT TO HER? Of course, have you ever seen         >how ripped I am?
>> No, but I can see how conceited you are.
> *WORD*
Kyle has all the right in the world to be conceited. He's a hunk. Rrrrooowwrr!
He's blushing, I did it, HE's blushing!

>> GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?:
>> Michael has given me the shirt off his back before. And he looks >quite
>> nice
>> without his shirt. thank you very much! ;-)
> Whatever! *rolls eyes*
Whatever indeed! We've all seen Michael without his shirt.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I would like to be some kind of healer, maybe a doctor or a masseur.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I like the color that it is.

>>> IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? On my >>butt-cheek
>> Ew... go for something sexier, like the small of your back. No one
>> >*really* gets
>> tattoos on their ass cheeks, it's a waste of ink.
> Specially for Isabel's butt! They'd need the gallon economy size.
You are a dead man. You know that don?t you?
I don't know, I might get something romantic, I haven't really considered it.

>>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Kyle and Max are just so sweet together arent
>>>> they? <Great Big Hug>
Big hug back. I'm glad you think so. I love him so much.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Kyle already has it planned out. I absolutely insist on the white dress. (Actually, I think we'll both go with white tuxes. I don't think that there is anyway of talking Kyle out of wearing a white cowboy hat though.)
> Hey guys. Do I get to be Best Man? I could hire your cousin as
> a stripper for the Bachelors' Party.
Isabel, Maria and Liz get to be Maids of Honor. You can be best man but NO
STRIPPERS! (We'll never be able to see a male stripper without thinking of
Alex at Isabel's party.)

>>>> WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
>>>> Boyband posters.
Isabel wishes that I inform everyone that her roommate at College: listens to
boybands, puts pictures of boybands up on the walls, uses 'Hello Kitty' and
Powderpuff Girl stickers on everything.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half-full

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? I prefer Gatorade

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right-handed

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I try

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I honestly can't think of an answer to this.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I live with Kyle now. I'm afraid to look under the
bed.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? Seven

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? The Jeep

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? A SUV. Kyle and I had a lot of fun with the
Jeep. Now everyone thinks that Tess died in it. "Two Tragic Suicides in a Small Town.
Was it a Love Pact?" Makes me sick.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Wrestling or football. I'll watch Kyle in anything.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
Michael is the best friend on this planet or any other. He will tell me when
he thinks I'm wrong and be there to pick up the pieces anyway. He is the one
who taught me the meaning of friendship and loyalty.

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