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Getting to Know You: Michael Guerin

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Sent to the Roswell Slash Archive July 8, 2001

Title: Getting to Know You (Part Five: Michael)
Author: Aunty Mib



From: mullet_lad!@roswell.com
To: max_rex!@roswell.com, budda_boy_toy!@hotmale.com, lizbot@unewmexico.edu,
jvnldlnqnt!@roswell.com, blondefever!@ucla.edu,
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Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
>>
>> Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. >Copy (not forward) this
>> entire e-mail and paste it onto a new                >mail that you will send.
>> Change all the answers so they apply to         >you. Then, send this to a
>> whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING >the person who sent it
>> to you. The theory is that you will get a >pile of get-to-know
>> e-mails!
>
>> You'll learn a lot of little known (and                        >sometimes scary)
>> facts about
>> your friends! Remember to send yours back >to the person who sent it
>> to you! READY?

>> OK, Kyle, I'll bite. Yours was *interesting* <weg>
>Ooooooh! Me next. ;-)
What the hell, I'll put in my two cents worth.

NAME: Michael Guerin

SEX: Male

HOME: Home is where Maria is.

HEIGHT: I'm tall

EYES: Two

> HAIR: varies considerably, LOL
Tell me about it. Everyone will be pleased to know that Maria bought
a pair of clippers and cuts my hair for me now. The Mullet is dead!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I'd rather spend my time reading or painting.
Besides, Maria is always watching the soaps.
<edit from Maria: Snort! You watch Ally McBeal, ER and Survivor.>

> WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I got a special one made from one of Michael's
>paintings. ;-)
True. We use the same computer.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Popular Mechanics. (Next time I'll know how to fix the f**king Jetta!)

> FAVORITE SMELL: I make all my own perfumes and potpourris and everything.
That's my Maria. Ask a simple question, get an answer that has nothing to do with the question.
I think that she likes the smell of spaghetti sauce, red wine, and burning (vanilla) candles.

> WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I used to be so scared all the time of you guys.
> But I realized that there is nothing that you cant overcome if you just work
> on it.
I used to be scared about all you 'locals' too. Remember that Hank wasn't such a nice guy. Every once in a while I have nightmares where I'm stuck back at Hank's trailer or in jail.
> I'm in line for this too. She's just such a cunt. (Did I say THAT?) >8-(
Tess IS a cunt, honey.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Spending quality time with my friends,
and that's all of you. ('Cept for Drue, I've never met you guy but drop that attitude.)

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: I get to sleep in on Saturdays. When Maria is shopping I get caught up with some of the work around the house.

> FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Anything from Rogers and Hammerstein: My Fair >Lady,
South Pacific, Sound of Music....
Hey, "My Fair Lady" was written by Loewe and Lerner. Besides it's 'Rodgers and Hammerstein (II). (I checked the records.)
My favorite soundtrack would be 'Blair Witch II'. Check out what Marilyn Mason does to 'Suicide is Painless'.
<Edit from Maria: That's Marilyn Manson.>

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
I don't try to think until after a couple cups of Joe.

>> DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Never.
> You are so lucky Isabel. the time I took a plane out to Las Vegas I felt so nausious.
I don't get motion sickness either. How about you, Max?

>ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Exciting. Listen after some of the things we've been through theres no way I'm gonna think a Roller Coaster is deadly.
Nodding head.

>> PEN OR PENCIL? : Pen. Pencils are for         >people who are willing to
>> make
>> mistakes.
>> You took my line
> Get over yourselves! LOL
Whatever. What I use depends on what I'm doing. I have a set of pencils for drawing.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
> I have an answering machine for my regular phone. I figure once >the booking agents start calling I wouldnt want to seem toooooo >needy. I just give out my cell-phone number to good friends so I >answer that as fast as I can.
I live with MARIA! You think I get to answer the phone?

FAVORITE FOODS:
Spaghetti alla matricia with garlic bread and spumoni for desert.
Orange crullers with Tabasco sauce.

>DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I have a Great Mom <Big Heart> >:-)
She has a great Mom. I had Hank, may he rot in Paedophile hell!

> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Hey, Sean! For some reason
> I just thought of you! (Well, Michael's been in jail before as well so I shouldnt tease you too much)
That's right. You shouldn't!
I was never convicted.

> CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Cherry Vanilla
Chocolate

> CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Croutons. It's mean to kill animals.
She said, 'no meat in the house'. But I do eat REAL bacon bits at work.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?
Me and Maria love to drive. We split with that.

>> DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Sure!
>>>> {Edit from Max Evans} I am not a stuffed         >animal?
>>>> {Edit from Kyle Valenti} Yes you are.                 >You're my widdle-cuddly
>>>> Maxie
>>>> bear, you is.
Too much information!
If either of you ever talk that way in my presence we'll see how 'Break Rocks Boy' becomes 'Breaks Jaws Boy'. You make Maria sound like Isabel.

> As most of you know I have some friends who have been with me since I was a
> little girl. Theres Mr. Snuggles, Mrs. Snuggles, Herr Baerchi, Miss
> Kittiwums, Pikachu, Goodie and Horsey.
> O theres also Michael. :-0
Who has to try to sleep with this vast menagerie of cutesy toys.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? No pets

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? ??? I like being me.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Maybe my progenitor, either 'Grandpa Dupree' or whatever me and Rath came outta.

> FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Humph! Doesnt surprise me that Izzy would >drink
> something with 'Virgin' in the name. :-)
HA! Thank heavens, 'Maxie-Bears' reaction to alcohol is specific to him. Or it could be that I'm not in any closet, huh?
I like rum and coke.

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? What Isabel said.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Sure

>>> GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR >BACK, WOULD >YOU GIVE
>>> IT TO HER? Of course, have you ever seen         >how ripped I am?
>> No, but I can see how conceited you are.
> *WORD*
Ouch! Yes, I would give a woman who needed the shirt off my back the shirt off my back.

> GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?:
> Michael has given me the shirt off his back before. And he looks quite nice
>without his shirt. thank you very much! ;-)
Whatever! *rolls eyes*

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Maybe someday I can make a living from my art. I enjoy being a cook, now that I'm working in a good restaurant and not flipping burgers.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Wouldn't change a thing

>> IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? On my >butt-cheek
> Ew... go for something sexier, like the small of your back. No one *really* gets
>tattoos on their ass cheeks, it's a waste of ink.
Specially for Isabel's butt! They'd need the gallon economy size.
I'm getting a tribal band around my wrist. Something from the Mesaliko.

>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Kyle and Max are just so sweet together >arent
> they? <Great Big Hug>
> I'm in love with Michael. And I know that hes in love with me.
> {edit from Michael Guerin} Yeah.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
Someone else getting married. (Me and Maria will eventually tie the knot, I guess. It's more important to her (and Amy) than it is to me.

Hey guys. Do I get to be Best Man? I could hire your cousin as a stripper for the Bachelors' Party.

>>> WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
>>> Boyband posters.
> ????? Really???? I didn't think that you were the type.
Yeah, what's up with that Izzy?

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Yes

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? Grape. (I add some Kikoman's soy sauce to give it a smoother taste,)

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right-handed

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yeah

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? What a lame- ass question!

> WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Five boxes of shoes and three purses.
What she said.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? Don't have one.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Maria's Jetta

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Next year's model

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Hockey or football

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
Maria honestly cares about people. She makes up her own mind and lives her own life. She is my destiny. (She made me write that last bit.)

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