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Getting to Know You: Maria DeLuca

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Sent to the Roswell Slash Archive July 8, 2001

Title:Getting To Know You
Chapter: 4 (Maria Deluca)
By: Aunty Mib
Rating: PG
Pairing: parody
Category: etc
Disclaimer: See part one.



From: torchsinger2001!@roswell.com
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NAME: Maria Deluca

SEX: Female

HOME: Roswell New Mexico will always be my home. Now me and my
big, strong, handsome hero are living in Albuquerque. 8:-) We are both working in a nightclub, me as a waitress and Michael as a cook. Michael's learning how to cook fancy French food and the nightclub let's me sing on stage once or twice a week. Michael's working on his art in the daytime.

> >>>HEIGHT: 5'10" What system of measurement are you using, Kyle? Take off your
> >>> cowboy boots and try again.
LOL, ;-)
I'm five foot five.

EYES: Green.

HAIR: varies considerably, 8:-)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I like all of the old black and
white movies with Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. There just sooo dreamy!

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I got a special one made from one of Michael's paintings. :-0

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: 18, Cosmo, Mademoiselle, Elle, and Rolling Stone

FAVORITE SMELL: I make all my own perfumes and potpourries and everything.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I used to be so scared all the time of you guys. But I realized that
there is nothing that you cant overcome if you just work on it.
>>> Remembering carrying Alex and thinking that >he was Tess's (that BITCH)
>>> luggage.
>> That's so horrible, Kyle. After I rip out her lungs, why don't I
>scratch her
>> eyes out for you.
I'm in line for this too. She's just such a cunt. (Did I say THAT?) >8-(

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The feeling I get when I'm up on stage singing one of those old love songs from the 40s or 50s and I see Michael watching me. He is the strong, silent type but I can tell that he is proud of me.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: I practice singing and dancing on Sat. mornings while Michael sleeps in. We usually go somewhere for the afternoon. We both work most days so weekends dont t3end to be anything nmore special than any other day. If I can make it I go to Mass.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Anything from Rogers and Hammerstein: My Fair Lady, South Pacific, Sound of Music....

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
What a beautiful day it is.

>> DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Never.
You are so lucky Isabel. the time I took a plane out to Las Vegas I felt so nausious.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Exciting. Listen after some
of the things we've been through theres no way I'm gonna think a Roller Coaster is deadly.

>>PEN OR PENCIL? : Pen. Pencils are for >people who are willing to make
>>> mistakes.
>> You took my line
Get over yourselves! LOL

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
I have an answering machine for my regular phone. I figure once the booking agents start calling I wouldnt want to seem toooooo needy. I just give out my cell-phone number to good friends so I answer that as fast as I can.

FAVORITE FOODS:
>> Tex-Mex Chinese. Sweet n' Sour with hot sauce. Ewwww! Don't you know that all those animal products are bad for you? Just think about all the cholesterol.
I'm a strict lacto-vegetarian.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I have a Great Mom
8:-)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Hey, Sean! For some reason I just thought of you! (Well, Michael's been in jail before as well so I shouldnt tease you too much)

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Cherry Vanilla

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Croutons. It's mean to kill animals.

>>DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I love to speed down the highway with the wind blowing
>> through my long blonde hair, it's just so film noir.
I can just see you like that Izzy. It sounds wonderful. I LOVE to drive.

> DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Sure!
> >>> {Edit from Max Evans} I am not a stuffed >animal?
> >>> {Edit from Kyle Valenti} Yes you are. >You're my widdle-cuddly Maxie
> >>> bear, you is.
>
> (edit)I only have a Tasmanian Devil. I'm not Maria!
> That's not nice, Isabel Evans! ;-(

As most of you know I have some friends whove been with me since I was a little girl. Theres Mr. Snuggles, Mrs. Snuggles, Herr Baerchi, Miss Kittiwums, Pikachu, Goodie and Horsey.
O theres also Michael. ;-)

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A unicorn

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I'd like to be a big, fluffy Persian cat.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? My Dad.
He left when I was very young.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: (edit) Virgin Pina Colada.
Hmph! Doesnt surprise me that Izzy
would drink something with 'Virgin' in the name. Thats to get back at you for the crack about stuffed animals. ;-)
I like Grasshoppers and tall drinks.

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Pices. Pises Picses. *sigh*
The Fish!

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? there the most nutricious part.

>>> GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR >BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE
>>> IT TO HER? Of course, have you ever seen >how ripped I am?
>> No, but I can see how conceited you are.
*WORD*

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?:
>> I have better taste than any guy I've ever met. By the way, Kyle, I have
>> pictures of you with a red cowboy shirt with white fringes!
LOL ;-) I know the picture. I have a copy of it. Would you like me to post it?
Michael has given me the shirt off his back before. And he looks quite nice without his shirt. thank you very much! ;-)

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Professional Chanteuse. (That's a singer, Kyle. :)

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I change my hair color about once a month.
> >> I thought about dying it black and trying out the goth look for a
> >while.
> >> What do you think?
/that would suit your personality so much Izzy.
Honestly, it would look good on you.

>>IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? On my butt-cheek
Ew... go for something sexier, like the small of your back. No one *really* gets tattoos on their ass cheeks, it's a waste of ink.
I'm getting a little celtic knot on my chest right above my cleavage.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Kyle and Max are just so sweet together arent they?
I'm in love with Michael. And I know that hes in love with me.
{edit from Michael Guerin} Whatever.
For Michael thats enthusiasm.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
> > Maxie Bear, you would look adorable in a Wedding ((wedding)) gown. But don't
> >you dare try
> >> to wear white!
LOL
I would like to have a big church wedding with everything. (Hey, guys. Did I tell you that I've started going to Church again?) But I'll settle for something small as long as Michael is there.
> {edit from Michael Guerin} Hey guys. Do I get to be Best Man?

>> WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
>> Boyband posters.
????? Really???? I didn't think that you were the type.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? If the glass has anything in it consider it full

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? The Fruitpunch

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right-handed

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I try.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A water sprinkler.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Five boxes of shoes and three purses.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? I dont know. Maybe four?

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? The Jetta.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? An ice-cream white 65 Chevrolet.

>> FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? None! You go girl! ;-)

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
>> He's an excellent boyfriend for my anal retentive, over controlling/controlled
>> brother. I wouldn't be in UCLA if Kyle hadn't helped.
That's sweet. I like Kyle too. Kyle is a really nice guy who is funny and witty and gay! ;-)
But I want to say something nice about Isabel Evans. She is a warm, wonderful person who tries to hide her personality. I hope that she does well in UCLA but that she comes back for a visit every once in a while.
Love Maria.

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