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Getting to Know You: Drue Valentine

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Sent to the Roswell Slash Archive July 8, 2001

Title: Getting to Know You (Part 3: Drue Valentine)
Pairing: Max/Kyle, Jack/Tobey implied



From: lizard_king!@dawsonscreek.com
To: max_rex!@roswell.com, lizbot!@unewmexico.edu, jvnldlnqnt!@roswell.com
torchsinger2001!@roswell.com, mullet_lad!@roswell.com, blondefever!@ucla.edu,
joey_potter!@dawsonscreek.com, budda_boy_toy!@hotmale.com,
belladonna!@verona.ita.com, first_mate!@keylargo.com, Speilburg_Jr!@UCLA.com,
jackers!@bostonu.edu, act_up_fight_back!@bostonu.edu,
pretty_grrrrrl@bostonu.edu
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
>> >> Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this
>> entire e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send.
>> Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a
>> whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it
>> to you. The theory is that you will get a pile of get-to-know
>> e-mails!

>> You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about
>> your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it
>> to you! READY?

NAME: Drue Valentine. Those of you who don't know me, I'm Kyle's cousin up in Mass. For those of you who know ME, Kyle's my 'cowboy' cousin from down in New Mexico.

> SEX: Sure!
Couldn't have said it better myself

HOME: Boston, Mass. (By the way, I have no idea how to spell this fucking State.)

HEIGHT: 6'1"

EYES: blue

HAIR: black and very MTV

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? "The Mole"

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A mouse.

> FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Playboy. In Touch
You sure cover all bases don't you?
The New Yorker.

FAVORITE SMELL: Smog!

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Realizing that I'm the one who got set up.
Remember that stunt with the dog and the boat, guys?
The hicks from this fishing town where I had to live managed to kidnap the principal's dog and boat. They put it into the high schools swimming pool and framed me for it.
That was even worse than the ferret incident in New York.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Setting other people up.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Work for my mother being 'nice' to the guests. Going to raves with lots and lots of sex, ecstasy and alcohol.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: ? That's something that Pacey's big brother listens to.
hey Pacey! your brother's pretty damn good in bed for a 'straight guy'.

> WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I roll out of bed and start doing pushups. It always takes a few extra
> >minutes for the alarm clock to wake up Maxie.
Maxie? You call your boyfriend, Maxie? LOL
I thought that Jackers and 2B were cutesy!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only when I'm real drunk.

> ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : Exciting, but not as exciting as
> >space ships.
Space ships? WTF you on, cousin? Can you send me some?

> PEN OR PENCIL? : Pen. Pencils are for people who are willing to make
> mistakes.
Pens and pencils are for people willing to do work.

> HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : Two, unless wrestling.
Do you get all sweaty? Hell, I wish you were that fun when I had visited you before. I could barely talk you into letting me suck you off, and you had to get drunk first.

> FAVORITE FOODS: Full Turkey dinner. Anything homemade. {I'm a vegetarian
> >now, so I don't get to eat turkey anymore ;(
French from a good restaurant in New York

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? My parents? NO ONE GETS ALONG WITH MY PARENYS!!!!!!

> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Not even suspected ;)
Yes, but only as a juvenile.

> CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla, with Tabasco sauce.
YUCK!
Chunky Monkey from Ben n' Jerrys

> CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Croutons. Buddha said that it is a karmic debt to eat animals.
I've vegetarian not because I love animals but because I hate plants.

> DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I love my pick-up truck. I keep an extra sleeping bag
> >in the back for when me n' Maxwell stay out all night in the desert.
Yippee-Yi-KY, ride 'em cowboy!
I love to drive.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I sleep with damn near anything and
everything. I have met a couple of 'Plushies' and 'Furverts' before.

> IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Doesn't Max count?
I guess so.
For me, referencing the ferret incident, pets aren't such a great idea. <eg>

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A Komodo dragon

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Aleister Crowley.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Martini.

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Gemini

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Sure.

> GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Of course, have you ever seen how ripped I am?
LOL, that's my boy!
A girl gets into my shirt, I better be getting into her pants.

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?:

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Independently wealthy.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I considered Blue.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I have a lizard chewing on my right bicep.

> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I think so, Max thinks that it's some sort of
>side effect from the Healing,
WTF?
> I think it's some sort of side effect from a pair of big, >brown eyes, an
> amazing smile and Dumbo ears. (Not to mention a body to die for!)
Maybe. I'm not a particularly nice person.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Something where I get to screw the bride and the groom before the ceremony.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? some posters of bands and shit.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? Is this some sort of non-alcoholic drink?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right-handed

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? D'uh!

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A garden weasel.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? If I don't see it, it doesn't count.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? Next. Then Pacey's cop brother.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Ruined in an accident.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Chauffered

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Beach Volleyball

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
I'm not real good at 'nice'.
Kyle is the only relative I actually like. He's one of the few people whose limits I can push without him hating me. I'm pleased that he's happy.

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