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Getting to Know You: Kyle Valenti

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Posted to the RoswellSlash mailing list June 2, 2001

Title: Getting to Know You (Kyle Valenti)
Author: Aunty Mib
Pairing: Max/Kyle
Rating: PG ?
Archive: Sure to Guilty Pleasures and RoswellSlash. Others please ask first.

Challenge: Fill in the questionnaire for your favorite character!
Disclaimer:There is no way that he would actually say this.



From: budda_boy_toy!@hotmale.com
To: max_rex!@roswell.com, lizbot!@unewmexico.edu, jvnldlnqnt!@roswell.com
torchsinger2001!@roswell.com, mullet_lad!@roswell.com, blondefever!@ucla.edu, lizard_king!@dawsonscreek.com
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
>
>Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this
>entire e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send.
>Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a
>whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it
>to you. The theory is that you will get a pile of get-to-know
>e-mails!

>You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about
>your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it
>to you! READY?

NAME: Kyle Valenti

SEX: Sure!

HOME: Roswell New Mexico

HEIGHT: 5'10"

EYES: blue

HAIR: light brown/sun-streaked

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? "America's Most Wanted".

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A Tibetan Mandala.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Playboy. In Touch

FAVORITE SMELL: Roast Turkey

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Remembering carrying Alex and thinking that he was Tess's (that BITCH) luggage.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Accepting myself for who I am.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Play sweaty basketball with Max and Michael. Take cooking lessons with Maria. Meditate.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Tom Robinson, Power in the Darkness.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS >MORNING? I roll out of bed and start doing pushups. It always takes a few extra minutes for the alarm clock to wake up Maxie.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only before THE BIG CHANGE, whoo-hoo.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : Exciting, but not as exciting as space ships.

PEN OR PENCIL? : Pen. Pencils are for people who are willing to make mistakes.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : Two, unless wrestling.

FAVORITE FOODS: Full Turkey dinner. Anything homemade. {I'm a vegetarian now, so I don't get to eat turkey anymore ;(

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? With my dad, sure. Mom left a long time. Let's ignore Grampa, I do.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Not even suspected ;)

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla, with Tabasco sauce.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Croutons. Buddha said that it is a karmic debt to eat animals.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I love my pick-up truck. I keep an extra sleeping bag in the back for when me n' Maxwell stay out all night in the desert.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Sure!
{Edit from Max Evans} I am not a stuffed animal?
{Edit from Kyle Valenti} Yes you are. You're my widdle-cuddly Maxie bear, you is.
{Edit from Max Evans} I'm going back into the pod for another thirty year hibernation.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Doesn't Max count?

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I don't know. Maybe an eagle.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Siddharta Gautama.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: BEER!

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Taurus.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Only when they're cooked well. I use them in cream of broccoli soup.

GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Of course, have you ever seen how ripped I am?

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?:

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Lead quarterback of a professional football team. After that I'd like to work with my dad in the sheriff's department.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I thought about becoming a blond.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I'd like to get one of those fancy mandala tattoos for my back. I'm going to get a yinyang on my right shoulder and a pink triangle on my right.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I think so, Max thinks that it's some sort of side effect from the Healing, I think it's some sort of side effect from a pair of big, brown eyes, an amazing smile and Dumbo ears. (Not to mention a body to die for!)

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Well, unless we go to Vermount it'll have to be a commitment ceremony. We'll both be dressed in white cowboy suits and it'll be a Buddhist ceremony with incense and gongs and everything. {Edit Max Evans} I insist on a Wedding gown!

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pennants, trophies from football games, a poster of the Four Noble Truths and a pictures of me and my friends.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? You only think that there is a glass.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? I don't drink Snapple, I prefer gatorade.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I'm a righty.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I'm more of a 'hunt -n-peck" type of guy.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A shovel. That's a wierd question.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I'm afraid to look. Well, checking.... Playboy magazines, "So, You don't Look Buddhist", "Buddhism without Beliefs", underwear, lube, socks, one of Max's black t-shirts (torn)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? Four

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A Truck

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? An Eighteen Wheeler. Hoo-daddy.
{Edit Max Evans} You can take the redneck out of New Mexico....
{Edit Kyle Valenti} Up your's, Max!

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Football

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
Liz is really sweet about turning two of her ex-boyfriends gay. ;-)
You'd better keep Sean on a tight leash.

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